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subject appears to be a white male, early 50's, pathologically tall/skinny. brain patterns show evidence of a life in alcohol - first swimming in it then running from it. fingers show wear from years of guitar playing. heart presents slow repair, through writing, from being broken by rock and roll.

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Thursday, October 02, 2008

An Open Letter the the 3 or 4 People Stll Reading This Crap

     First off, in the interest of disclosure, I'd like it on the record that I haver never killed a baby. Thought about it once on a long bus trip, but never went through w/it. I see that during my absence (just working a lot, nothing major) our disinvited, yet somehow still resident, Christofascist wingnut has been busy.

     This is a man who somehow sees my potential 'salvation' (read: my falling for the same fantasy he has, oh, and in exactly the same manner) not as a reacharound by the arm of compassion, but as a VICTORY!!! Something about me w/my tail between my legs.

    There's that Christian love I've read so much about. My take is that man invented god, right? Now of course I could be wrong but not Jim! Oh no, he knows the mind of god, this god of love and mercy that gives this little peckerwood the license to call people 'baby killers'. Once again, if that's yr god, Jim, then fuck her.

     You are not going to 'shut down' punkrock and neither am I going to ban you from here like you've been banned from those Christian websites for your hate filled nonsense (I cop to posting hate filled nonsense, too, but as I've never claimed to represent a loving god, I'm not the hypocrite here. You are.) And I'll tell ya why I'm not going to ban you. For one thing, I believe in free speech, no matter how idiotic, Also, Jim, you are the most unintentionally funny person this side of Sarah Palin. But most importantly, to me, I love giving you a forum so the 3 or 4 people that are still reading this crap can see the venal stupidity that results when someone takes Christianity to the extremes that you have. Thanks for doing my work for me.

     We get it, yr anti-choice. Then don't get an abortion, MAN. Focus on yr own damn family (oh, and btw, the reason I don't ask about yr kids is I don't give a fuck about yr kids. Do you give a fuck about my cats? No. So, shut up.) and post yr drivel elsewhere. One post of disagreement is usually enough, especially when yr posting where yr not wanted, but 50 plus posts basically represents a diseased ego talking to itself.

     Oh, and yr paranoid, too. Matching timestamps in order to determine the identity of a poster. Pathetic.

     One last question; how lonely do you have to be to hijack someone else's blog? Go ahead and bask in the reflected glow of my mediocrity if you must, but trust me, we're not laughing w/you. We're laughing at you.

tb

Posted by: timbyrnes at 16:14 | link | comments (19)


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#1  02 October 2008 - 18:42
 
i read... and i try to just watch the trainwreck...... sometimes i can't resist...
User: larryl Contact me View user's mediablog larryl
#2  02 October 2008 - 22:01
 
clap clap clap standing O!
User: howard Contact me View user's mediablog howard
#3  02 October 2008 - 22:49
 
i'm still here. and always look forward to hearing from you.

and just have to say that last paragraph is magnificent.
User: limine Contact me View user's mediablog limine
#4  03 October 2008 - 20:25
 
Sarah Palin isn't looking too funny after last night's debate. She kicked some ass. And the Katie Courics and Charlie Gibsons of the world were the biggest losers. Its the Courics, gibsons, and those who believed their mis-representations that are looking pretty funny right now.

Jim
Anonymous
#5  03 October 2008 - 20:26
 
"clap clap clap standing O!"

A standing O from the standing O.

Jim
Anonymous
#6  03 October 2008 - 20:31
 
"and just have to say that last paragraph is magnificent."

Lemon Jello Spine hath spoken. "Nowhere man, please listen..."

Jim
Anonymous
#7  04 October 2008 - 03:38
 
Again, Bynres wants to say he's not a baby killer; but let's look at his voting record.

This post bears repeating again and again and again and again.

How can someone have voted for the Clintons, and not have the blood of innocents on their hands? Impossible!

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Folks Byrnes despises:
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Mitt Romney (baby-saver)
Sarah Palin (baby-saver)
George W. Bush (baby-saver)
John McCain (baby-saver)
Mike Huckabee (baby-saver)

Folks Byrnes praises / votes for:
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Hillary Clinton (baby-butcher)
Barrack Obama (baby-butcher)
Jerkemiah Wright (baby-butcher)
Joe Biden (baby-butcher)
Al Gore (baby-butcher)

Case closed.

Its time for some deep inner spiritual change on Byrnes' part. Not later, but now.

And maybe on the part of those who spend time over-defending him, as well.

Jim
Anonymous
#8  04 October 2008 - 03:40
 
And that goes for anyone who voted for Clinton.

If anyone here ever voted for Clinton or a pro-choice Democrat, and is not ashamed of it and sorry to God for it, you can keep on washing your hands as much as you want, but they will NEVER be clean.

Jim
Anonymous
#9  04 October 2008 - 03:56
 
Oh, thanks for asking. My wife might actually deliver #8 tonight; she's been having about 4 contractions an hour for most of the night. Larry's wife is due anytime to. He probably told you that when you asked how he was doing. (I'm sure that you must have, somewhere).

So, what's up with the cats? Do you still keep in touch with your sister?

Hope the job situation is going well.

Jim
Anonymous
#10  04 October 2008 - 13:16
 
Tim,

Best post EVER!

Rick
Anonymous
#11  04 October 2008 - 15:01
 
"Tim, Best post EVER!"

Yeah, Tim, if Jim don't want an abortion, then he shouldn't kill his baby; but EVERYONE ELSE should have the right!!!

Great post Tim!!! No, you're not a man of stunted growth by letting yourself be a product of the rock culture!!! You're a saint!!!

Jim
Anonymous
#12  04 October 2008 - 15:14
 
I must have hit a nerve with Rick too. He's probably an unrepentant butcher, himself.

Jim
Anonymous
#13  04 October 2008 - 19:59
 
"First off, in the interest of disclosure, I'd like it on the record that I haver never killed a baby. Thought about it once on a long bus trip, but never went through w/it."

So, where's your kid now?

" I see that during my absence (just working a lot, nothing major) our disinvited, yet somehow still resident, Christofascist wingnut has been busy."

The Coach put me in because the other players were taking called strikes on fast balls right down the heart of the plate.

"This is a man who somehow sees my potential 'salvation' (read: my falling for the same fantasy he has, oh, and in exactly the same manner) not as a reacharound by the arm of compassion, but as a VICTORY!!! Something about me w/my tail between my legs."
Get out of town. All I'm asking for is sincerity, and then everything else works itself out in time.
"There's that Christian love I've read so much about. My take is that man invented god, right? Now of course I could be wrong but not Jim! Oh no, he knows the mind of god, this god of love and mercy that gives this little peckerwood the license to call people 'baby killers'. Once again, if that's yr god, Jim, then fuck her."

Here again, you substitute entertainment for the fun, joy, fullfillment, and healing of intellectual integrity.

"You are not going to 'shut down' punkrock and neither am I going to ban you from here like you've been banned from those Christian websites for your hate filled nonsense (I cop to posting hate filled nonsense, too, but as I've never claimed to represent a loving god, I'm not the hypocrite here. You are.) And I'll tell ya why I'm not going to ban you. For one thing, I believe in free speech, no matter how idiotic, Also, Jim, you are the most unintentionally funny person this side of Sarah Palin. But most importantly, to me, I love giving you a forum so the 3 or 4 people that are still reading this crap can see the venal stupidity that results when someone takes Christianity to the extremes that you have. Thanks for doing my work for me."

Any honest person would say I've been standing on the mat, waiting for you to come and wrestle. I've volunteered to use the logical principles claimed to be adhered to on an atheist site, and still, you've never showed up.

"We get it, yr anti-choice. Then don't get an abortion, MAN. Focus on yr own damn family (oh, and btw, the reason I don't ask about yr kids is I don't give a fuck about yr kids. Do you give a fuck about my cats? No. So, shut up.) and post yr drivel elsewhere. One post of disagreement is usually enough, especially when yr posting where yr not wanted, but 50 plus posts basically represents a diseased ego talking to itself."

Hold on a sec. I don't want to post on your blog. I find you to be a jackass of colossal proportions. You have all these crazy opinions, and you can never say "Alright, chill Jim; what's going on? Hope you are doing well. How's the family? Buy any cool CDs?"

What happens is you bully around and spit on Jesus Christ, when you make statments like the one above, that if someone doesn't want an abortion, they shouldn't have one, but who cares if anyone else does.
That to me is sucker-punching Jesus Christ and spitting in His face. You're just like those Roman guards in The Passion. Now, we all are to some degree or another; but you and your left-shit friends here are like, clearly among the meanest ones. Now that just happens to be a fact.

You spit in His face and kick Him constantly with your insane statements that even you don't believe. But you still kick Him anyways; that's what Carl doesn't get.

Now if you see a kid getting bullied around on a playground, you're going to hope that the kid's friend will come over and help him out, or at least say "Hey, knock it off buddy."

Well, that's exactly what Carl and Larry are supposed to do. But they want to appease you. They want to say "Its OK Timmy, keep knocking Him around."

Well, I'll be damned, if I'm going to sit around and watch that. And I'll be damned, if I'm going to know that's going on here, and not do anything.

The Coach sees His players taking fastballs over the heart of the plate and not even caring that they are there, and constantly they're striking out in His eyes, and they THINK THEY'RE SAINTS!!! So, He puts me in to bat. I'd much rather be playing in my own league. Read my Mirror of Erised post some time. But I gotta do what The Coach wants.

I have no desire to hang out with someone commited to being a loser, and whose supposed friends are commited to keeping him there. No desire at all.

"Oh, and yr paranoid, too. Matching timestamps in order to determine the identity of a poster. Pathetic."

Its not a matter of paranoia; its a matter of Larry saying that he didn't post something that he probably did. And whether he did or not, I can care less; I was just having some fun.

"One last question; how lonely do you have to be to hijack someone else's blog? Go ahead and bask in the reflected glow of my mediocrity if you must, but trust me, we're not laughing w/you. We're laughing at you."

Its not an issue of loneliness, its the issue of the whole injustice of you getting away with murder; and then Carl, Larry, and your left-shit demento friends making me out to be the bad guy, never standing for me, never giving a crap how I might feel, never giving a crap how He might feel, etc. I just can't give you the satisfaction of getting away with all of that. It would just be so wrong. If people tried to let me get away with that stuff, I'd sure as heck know that they weren't friends of mine. What kind of friends keep the bar so low for someone?

Jim
Anonymous
#14  04 October 2008 - 20:50
 
i'm not taking strikes jim... i'm not even the damn game. i hate baseball.

that's where we differ. the game you think we're not playing well, we're not playing AT ALL.
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#15  04 October 2008 - 21:16
 
Alright, Lord, I heard Larry too. Did Veronica's dry up? OK. Here's another handkerchief, wipe your face. Alright, I'm going to help you some more, we'll shoulder it together. I know he's the one you asked to help you here. Please let me continue to stand in the gap for him. No, Carl's not here to help either. Try not to hold it against them. Look, any punishment they should get, just keep hammering on me, here; I'll keep offering up the persecution as a sacrifice too, just like You want me to.

Jim
Anonymous
#16  05 October 2008 - 00:44
 
dude... sometimes you're a real moron.
User: larryl Contact me View user's mediablog larryl
#17  05 October 2008 - 05:02
 
You're the one who is more pissed at the Palins and Dobsons of the world than the Byrnes. So, if you want to see a moron, just look in the mirror.

Jim
Anonymous
#18  09 October 2008 - 17:38
 
"Well, I'll be damned

You said it, not me. Hi Limine! Howya doing? Hey Rick! Glad you liked the post. Hey Howard! Thank you so much. Sorry I can't get here as often as I'd like; I miss talking w/all of you but events and time constraints being what they are it seems frivilous (sp?) to write about, say, the Killers (who I love!) , or self-indulgent to joust w/Jim ( a never ending battle of wits w/an unarmed man) when we all know where we might be heading in this handbasket. So I'm gonna write something depressing now, but promise to be funny again as soon as I can.

love to all, well, most,
tim
Anonymous
#19  09 October 2008 - 19:42
 
By the way, Obama supports letting babies starve if they've survived an abortion. He has voted for it three times and it is well documented. This even goes beyond the stands of Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.

So listen up, and listen good, Tim, Howard, and Limine:

You might charm yourselves that you don't have blood on your hands from previous elections; but in this election, there is absolutely NO denying of the blood that would be on your hands if you pull the lever for Obama.

I'm just trying to look out for you, moreso than criticize.

Jim
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